Why not send it to us on one side of a homemade (virtual) postcard and we'll expose your dank, hidden wrong-doings to the world under the guise of some kind of ongoing community art project?
It's an idea we've been working on for some time here at the register and is completely and utterly our own idea.
Answers (on a postcard) to the normal address (we've included a link on the right).
Here's a start:

